The Worst Camping Trip Ever

This is the story of a great plan gone horribly wrong. Ok let me start off by saying that I am a very intelligent man and but I guess I just don't have the best luck sometimes. One day my best friend from high school came up to me and was like Patrick when are we going to make a camping trip to your camp? We’ll take your truck go mud riding, shoot some guns, go swimming it’ll be a blast man. So I was like yeah that does sound like a good time let’s do it. So that day after school I go home and ask the parents if it’s straight that we do this. They agreed and said it would be a fun time and granted me permission. So the next day I went back to school and told Lin that it was on for the weekend we need to get the guys and the ladies lined up to come. Well it turns out that were losers and no girls wanted to come but we did get 8 guys to come. So the day came and we gathered the bunch, we loaded up with the food, beer that we weren’t supposed to have and other essentials. Now the whole story kicks off when we had to make a stop at Clint’s house. There his sister found his Jack Daniels in his sleeping bag. She was like its cool I won’t tell mom. 20 minutes down the road we get a call from the mom bitching us out… yeah oh well once we get there somehow while driving down a dirt road a stick punctures my tire causing a huge gash in the side. So we go to change it but no jack. So we call another friend who brings us one well he gets there at 3 in the morning by that time everyone is drunk listening to the radio in my truck but somehow we get this thing changed. So we go to get in the truck and the truck won’t crank, because we listened to my radio for 3 hours. So no jumper cables either so later the next day I fix this. So we finally get there and my friend decides well he doesn’t know how to drive a four-wheeler so he ramps it into the pond. We finally get it out and of course it won’t crank. Oh well it was the sisters that ratted on us any who… so when we get back from pulling the four-wheeler out we go to play the x-box and come to find that the cable in the back has been chewed through by a rat. Wouldn’t that be our luck? One good outcome of this was I caught a really big fish and ate it and now we have a great story for our kids…