Oh some of the things that go through my head sometimes... I often wonder what the score was in the 3rd quarter of the colts and bears super bowl game.I sometimes wonder how a guy like me isn't dead. What if Dane Cook really wasnt that funny at all, insted he was a very dull person that worked at Dairy Queen. And what would happen if I suddenly decided to get up and go to Mexico just to give a desperate man $10000 that I didn’t have before I robbed a bank in America? I often wonder about if the sun will ever blow up and just end the world? I often think of how funny it is to watch midgets run track (no offense to anyone). I also think about how funny it is when Mexicans are born in Africa, I mean serious what are they called? My friend has a very small dog that is super super a.d.d. and runs around all the time and is constantly extremely spastic. I often wonder what goes through that dogs mind or what he would say if he could talk. I often wonder if the Saints or the Cubs will ever win a Super Bowl or World Series. Sometimes I wonder what the world would really be like if flamingos were aqua blue instead of pink. I wonder sometimes if alligators and sharks were vegetarians what that would be like. Soccer is fun to play. I often think what America would really be like if we had a black President or woman Vice President. What if Bob Marley didn’t smoke weed and Paris Hilton really wasn’t extremely dumb. I wonder what it would be like if Bill Gates was broke and Slip not really wasn’t sick and demented in the head. What if there really was a candy mountain and a pot of gold with rainbows, unicorns really did fly and money grew on trees. What if everyone was blonde and beautiful? And what if money really did grow on trees? And if I told my wife “I loved her to death”, would I really die? I also wonder why those kids never give Trix to that silly rabbit. Why is huge such a small word? I wonder sometimes why no one has ever tried to push one of those Stonehenge rocks down just to see if it would make a dominos effect, who cares of the history of them and how they got there. I wonder who actually collects the bottles off coke cans and goes to the web site and gets coke points. I sometimes wonder who jeeves is, and why he knows everything, and why his mother hated him so much too actually name him that. I often wonder what it would be like to eat ice cream in a Speedo in the rain in Chile on top of a mountain while Michael Bolton sang you raise me up with Snoop dog rappin’ to the remix of somewhere over the rainbow in the month of December in 2012 while the lunar eclipse is in full force and Chuck Norris comes and round house kicks Michael and makes George Bush start WWIII. It would probably kind of cold since I was in a Speedo though. I often wonder what the first thing Helen Keller would say if she could talk. I often think what it would be like if Bob Dillon was a preacher and Ray Charles was a referee. I wonder who actually read this far down this horrible blog. And to answer my question Robbie Gould kicked a 44 yard field goal for a 22-17 lead over the Colts.
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